The ability to provide interactive healthcare utilizing modern technology and telecommunications
May 10, 2011
PROGRAM 2
celebrating 82 years of service to our community and the world
The Rotary Club of Port Allegany
PORT ROTOR
ROTARY COFFEE FUNDRAISER
For benefit of Five For Water (providing clean water for many areas around the world) and SWAMP (Success With Achievement, Motivation and
Preparedness) Teen Center (providing social and educational activities in Port Allegany area)
News
* Attendance - ? for ?%
* 50/50 Winner - Bob Hartle
* Membership Chairman Ki Bayline would welcome our help in securing at least 3 more new members before June 30.
* District Conference - May 18, 19, 20.
* Further plans were made regarding the Town-wide Yard Sales which will be held May 19. Volunteers are needed to help with the food booth. See Bob Hartle or Dick Kallenborn.
Guests
Val Jackson - Program Guest
Sue Pascarella - Program Guest
Lori Gross - Program Guest
Ed Maras - Program Guest
Pam Fischer - Our faithful photographer
Program Schedule
May
17 - Marty Moses
24 - Joe DeMott
31 - ?
June
7 - Club Assembly
14 - Ki Bayline
21 - Joe Lashway
28 - Presidential Finale
April Anniversaries
ClubBirthday
Ki Bayline - 41 yrs Tony Flint
Scott Bayline - 11 yrs Frank Rackish
Merle Johnson - 41 yrs
Ron Mickle - 13 yrs
Green Mountain Coffee
SaleFundraiser
Benefit of SWAMP Teen Center
Give your orders to Charlie Cox
Humor
A MOTHER'S DICTIONARY
Funny
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Prepared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
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Val Jackson, Director, Regional Business Development, UPMC Hamot
Sue Pascarella, Western Regional Manager, CCMH
Lori Gross, Central Regional Manager, CCMH
Ed Maras, Manager of Business Development at Medicor Associates
UPMC Hamot and Charles Cole Memorial Hospital, a clinical affiliate of UPMC Hamot, hosted an open house March 28 at the Port Allegany Community Health Center, located in Port Allegany, Pa. (near Coudersport, Pa.).
The open house showcased completed renovations at the facility. UPMC Hamot and Charles Cole collaborated on the project, renovating the 7,900-square-foot existing facility and adding another 4,600 square feet.
Part of the renovation project included the addition of a telemedicine suite so patients can speak with specialists at UPMC Hamot from the Port Allegany office.
“Through telemedicine, UPMC Hamot can not only assist in the delivery of specialty care to rural communities that presently do not have access, but it can also foster collaboration among providers to improve standards of care and disease-management protocols,” said Val Jackson, director, Regional Business Development; regional director, Heart Institute at UPMC Hamot; and program director, Telemedicine.
“Telemedicine provides access to a variety of specialty and subspecialty services and serves to bridge the distance gap between community hospital facilities and UPMC Hamot. As a result, rural patients do not need to delay seeking care due to the inconvenience or expense of travel. Enabling patients to remain in their local community for health care services is important to UPMC Hamot and is an integral part of our regional philosophy.”
May 10, 2011
PROGRAM 1
Town Square Concerts
Free Summer Concerts
on the Town Square
Program Chairman Mick Caulkins introduced Sharen Horvath representing Concerts On The Town Square - Women's Club.She told of its origin 6 years ago and how it has progressed into a fine family entertainment evening. The following is from the website at www.townsquareconcerts.com
Bring your families and friends for this years exciting Summer Concerts on the
Town Square.
Each week a diverse musical performance will entertain you at the Gazebo until dusk.
Jazz, country, folk, golden oldies, acoustic and big band swing are some of the performers on the calendar schedule.
Bring your favorite lawn chairs or a big blanket to spread out on the grass.
It's a casual summer evening of warm breezes and great music for all ages.
With free admission, free parking and free entertainment, everyone can attend.
